Hazards of Dukes of Raw Milk and Oyster

Well, don’t ya know. Raw milk is drunk all over D.C.–even though it is illegal. The embassies especially hoard it. I suspect the White House, too. If we can get Kimberly Hartke to place a mole there, we could find out for sure.I know the White House chef cooks with bacon. lard, cream and butter– even those dangerous oysters and all the other good stuff. That is one of the reasons why Bush was real healthy and in such good shape.

Ya see, raw milk is real good for the kings, queens. presidents and ambassadors of the world, but it is real bad for usins. :)) And we have to realize there are all kinds of drinkers at Departments of Health and Departments of Agriculture, and that includes raw milk. :))

I know for a fact, that the main milk supplier was right across the street from the White House. It was (is) called Embassy Dairy. They were even hauled into court back in 1954 for illegal transport into D.C. I have one of their steel milk cans [$2, garage sale). I Googled it on the Map back in 2004, and it was there, still in business across from the White House, underground, of course, like so many of Washingtons other underground facilities. It was at the very point of one of those weird symbols you can see from an airplane or a map that L’Enfant had designed. But, when I googled it in 2006, it was no longer there–vanished.

According to the papers, it had just closed down right before I googled it to show our Washington Connections, the real people that teach the nutritional value of raw milk, who are underground in a different sense. I thought bankruptcy was the reason. After all, they deal with the richest people on the planet. Makes perfect sense. Just bought out by a competitor the records said sent to me by an assistant of a Washington correspondent in 2007.

You know I am telling you the truth because you can’t make this kinda stuff up.

Well now, here’s the whipped cream on top of the sundae. Yet another one of the Journal’s correspondents I spoke with face-to-face just the other day– because I was so troubled from the puzzle of these matters. This correspondent had ties with not only the CIA, but worked in the Pentagon and advised the Joint Chiefs of Staff on top secret matters, back when the Embassy Dairy, across from the White House, was hauled into court for illegal transport of the white stuff back in 1952.

Perhaps I should not risk revealing the crown jewel, the creme de la creme, of our private face-to-face– for fear of retribution from the dark side, or maybe some readers.

But, I can’t resist. Our special correspondent had told me the Embassy Dairy no longer appears on the Google map since 2004 because it was highly probable that Homeland Security needed to cover it up. Apparently, being underground was not covered up enough and wasn’t safe and secure enough. Also, the CIA must have had some pretty good intelligence.  After all, raw camel milk in one of those friendly Muslim countries had just been made illegal by their health department sometime after the Google location vanished, but only at the roadside stands that had offered the raw milk straight from camels to passersby for centuries.

Ahh, I said to the informant, it’s the Patriot Act again.

Then, we chuckled, almost to tears.

So I was much relieved from all my troubles about all this, not only being able to tell someone about it after all these years, but also in having what could be an answer to this mystery.

But I am still waiting for a candied cherry, to finish it off.

What will it be next–vegetable stands or oyster bars?


5 responses to “Hazards of Dukes of Raw Milk and Oyster

  1. Raw milk being drunk at the White House! Wouldn’t that take the cake! Maybe my friend who works there could be tempted to take some and offer a swig to the Secret Service guys!

    Then we’d really have something to blog about!


  2. Well, now doesn’t that just beat all! Some of the most influential and wealthy people on the planet having access to raw milk while all 50 states and DC can’t even agree on it’s legality and/or level of access to the common folk. I have to laugh with incredulity or the bitterness will take over 🙂

    • 50 states and DC has their SAY on Saturday. You are correct, if it were not for the human tragedy, it would be one of the finest comedies.

  3. This doesn’t surprise me one bit. It’s “Do as I say, not as I do” for those folks. Look at ObamaCare…..Congress has their own insurance and won’t have to use what they are trying to foist on us “peons”.

    It wouldn’t surprise me either if it’s found out that they use the freshest local fruits, veggies and meats and not the processed gm crap they say is okay for us to eat.

  4. Hi Augie,

    You know that the Royal Family drinks raw milk and has for years. In UK, the bottles with raw milk have a green top.

    Governments in Europe are responsive to the wishes of the people, if they want to drink fresh milk, why not? !! But not here. The FDA wants to protect us, from what? Being healthy and fit? We want to drink fresh milk so government stay out of it!

    But lets get back to the topic of changing the name of raw milk to farm fresh milk. “Lancaster Farming” printed a story about raw milk in the central PA area with a photo saying, “Farm fresh milk sold here.” Why not? Put the raw milk in parenthesis if you must. So we arent the only ones you are thinking about it.


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